EVENTS

  • Spanking Goddess Book Launch 2027

    Dublin, IMMA March 16 2027; UK launch Spring 2027; USA launch Oct 2027

    Dublin, Bristol & USA

    The Spanking Goddess & Other Discarded Tales will be  published by New Island Books. Spring 2027.

    Irish myths for the 21st century, full of bad-ass deities, feral fighters, unorthodox sex, hairy bodies and goddess-on-goddess battles.

    In The Spanking Goddess & Other Discarded Tales, Clare Murphy exhumes the Celtic canon to bring the wild stories that never made the cut, back into the light. A shapeshifter spanks her opponent, twelve fathers raise a girl to be a Fianna captain, a queen balances on the point of a spear, a man uses music and sex to heal a broken soul, heroes are defeated by mother-daughter warriors and a woman is the first person to settle Ireland.

    These are not our regular myths. Rather they are subversive tales, not for the fainthearted and definitely for grownups.

    As soon as we have pre-order dates we’ll link to it right here (probably November)

    There’ll be an exclusive pre-order discount code for Patreon members, sign up here to join and get the details first.

    Book Launch dates:

    Dublin March 16th 2027, venue IMMA (Irish Museum of Modern Art)

    Bristol Early April 2027 venue TBD

    USA Oct 2027 venue TBD

  • We All Came By Boat - The Wardrobe Theatre Bristol

    Tues - Sat September 15 - 19, 2026 7:30pm

    The Wardrobe Theatre

    Myths. Mischief. Migration. The new show from storyteller and guest on The Blindboy Podcast, Clare Murphy (The Spanking Goddess & Other Discarded Tales, The Liar King)

    At the edge of Europe sit a bunch of islands, forming a chaotic stone path out into the vast Atlantic ocean. These islands have always been inhabited by those who came by boat.

    We arrived as seekers, invaders, siblings, refugees and even lovers. We fulfilled prophecies, dodged floods, escaped forced marriages, and pulled our fate from the stars.

    A wild night of storytelling fusing myth, migration and scientific musings.

    You’d be mad to miss it.

    Running Time: 90 mins (with interval)

    Suitable for: Ages 14+

    Tickets: £14

The Spanking Goddess & Other Discarded Tales

Stellar storyteller Clare Murphy exhumes the Celtic canon to bring the wild women who never made the cut, back into the light. A shapeshifter spanks her opponents, a queen balances on the point of a spear, a goddess is caught in a face-off with death, heroes are defeated by mother-daughter warriors, and we witness the first divorce…and the woman won.

These are not your regular myths. Expect wicked tales of badass deities, feral fighters, unorthodox sex, hairy bodies, mastery, and goddess-on-goddess battles – not for the faint-hearted and definitely for grown-ups.

Masterly storytelling!
Culture Whisper

Please note this performance contains descriptions of sex, bodies, sexual threat and death contextualised within a paradigm of mythic narrative, archetype and metaphor.

16+ audience

To Book or Inquire: Click Here

Fri 5 Nov 2021, 7:30PM

earthouse, CRanborne, dorset

We All Came By Boat

Myths. Mischief. Migration. The show from storyteller and guest on The Blindboy Podcast, Clare Murphy (The Spanking Goddess & Other Discarded Tales, The Liar King)


At the edge of Europe sit a bunch of islands, forming a chaotic stone path out into the vast Atlantic ocean. These islands have always been inhabited by those who came by boat.

We arrived as seekers, invaders, siblings, refugees and even lovers. We fulfilled prophecies, dodged floods, escaped forced marriages, and pulled our fate from the stars.

A wild night of storytelling fusing myth, geology and human migration.

  • 90 mins (with interval)
  • Suitable for:Ages 14+

To Book or Inquire: Click Here

Fri 5 Nov 2021, 7:30PM

earthouse, CRanborne, dorset

Against a black background, Clare a white woman with dark brown hair in a strappy green sleeveless top with a large metal necklace on, has her face towards the light, hands behind her back with two yellow flower heads in her mouth. Her chin is up and she is looking directly ahead.

The Liar King

Set in Syria, phenomenal storyteller and guest on The Blindboy Podcast, Clare Murphy (The Spanking Goddess & Other Discarded Tales) weaves a witty satire on the nature of power and stupid kings


In Damascus a king is desperate to keep his throne, a citizen is determined to win a life and Syria is at the mercy of a lie-obsessed king. Girls face monsters, beggars face kings and no one knows which liar will win. The Liar King is an adaptation of the novel Damascus Nights by exiled Syrian writer, Rafik Schami.

Clare blends contemporary reporting and folklore with her playful wit to unmask who has the real power in the world.

To Book or Inquire: Click Here

Fri 5 Nov 2021, 7:30PM

earthouse, CRanborne, dorset