Glittering prizes!
A human clap-o-meter!
A mad night of mythic mayhem!

Which legendary, epically kickass woman will you crown Ultimate Giver of Absolutely No F*cks? Welcome to a night of no-holds-barred tale telling. Meet the death-defying, world-creating, super-women and unstoppably imperfect goddesses who stalk through the world’s myths and legends. Wielding wit, brains, cunning, courage, righteous rage and the occasional superpower, they’ve ripped up the rules since time began.

Six tip-top tale-tellers slam down the stories. You the audience vote and award the prizes. These are the Women Who Gave No F*cks.

Gold…

…the stuff of crowns

The maker of fools

The birthplace of greed

and the glittering geneses of enchantment, wonder and mystery

Don your finest gold and join us for a unique night of alchemical dreaming in the British Library’s tented Piazza Pavilion.

In a sparkling evening of cocktails, crown making, music, magic and beautiful things, world-class storytellers, Jan Blake and Clare Murphy, mine the depths of global fairytale and myth for all things golden.

Hosted by the priceless Kit Green, with wandering attractions and performance storytelling.

And remember, in order to make gold, you first have to have gold… but all that glitters, is not gold…

Propelled by inkling, inspiration and memory, nine sisters wander the back streets of a metropolis in search of a goddess – their missing mother.

Wading down rivers of stories, appealing to their sat navs, and invoking ancient myth, they struggle to bring back their Titan mother.

Musing on history, comedy, tragedy and poetry, storyteller Clare Murphy mashes up Greek myth, Egyptian epic, folklore, neuroscience and technology to explore the place where our mind slips, and memory and forgetfulness merge.

‘A SHEER DELIGHT’ Everything Theatre